DuelTacos

here-comes-speed-racer:

barackobama:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

how else would we have avoided the black plague 

Is that the president

(via emptyentities)

videohall:

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

(via emptyentities)

(Source: iraffiruse, via more-nightmares)

• ATTENTION: MISSING PERSON.
• Eddie Ufret, missing 1/23/13.
• IN THE CHESAPEAKE. VIRGINIA AREA.
• With a girl who’s also missing, ran away with her. if ANYONE ON HERE IS IN THE AREA AND SEE’S/HAS SEEN HIM CONTACT THIS PAGE 

http://www.facebook.com/EddieSUfret

PLEASE HELP FIND HIM. HIS PARENTS AND FRIENDS ARE ALL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS AND WE’RE ALL WORRIED SICK.

(via emptyentities)

myomy:

lonelyistheonlycompany:

emilyup:

angrylittleboy:

wearevinesintertwined:

foshoitsnikki:

People aren’t always awful. Sometimes, they’re maybe even just a little bit wonderful.

I approve

The bright side of life.

All of the love

<3

Awww that girl is blushing when the dude’s giving her flowers and MEN RESCUING KITTEHS? 

(Source: evensmallthings, via haaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)

(via shit-blogs-say)

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

I couldn’t help myself.

(Source: musicasealgomais, via ramennooodles)

gatiss:

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

(Source: slurmmckenzie, via ramennooodles)